The Great Metabolism Race: How Fast is Yours? And Does it Even Matter? [Research]

“Jumpstart YOUR metabolism with a wheaties breakfast!” Eating cereal boosts your metabolism! It must be true – it’s right there on the box! PS> Where is their mother?! I’m doing everything right and it’s not working! If you have ever thought the aforementioned – usually cried in paroxysms of grief after an unfortunate run-in with …

What’s Your “Birthmark”? [Learning to love what we can’t change]

Man I miss Gary Larson! Pink rainbow panties over her diaper and a huge hair flower: That’s what passes for a swimsuit (or “smimsmoop”) for Jelly Bean and watching her frolic in the end-of-summer 93-degree weather it seemed perfectly appropriate. Diaper and undies – who says you can’t have it both ways? In an attempt …

My Top 5 Reasons To Be Fit: What’s Yours? [Plus 7 foods that do weird things to your body]

All pictures used with permission from Reasons to be Fit Finish this sentence: “I choose to be fit because…” For me, my “reason to be fit” started as a way to deal with my past as a sexual assault victim. After a protracted court case and my ex-boyfriend was convicted and finally sent to prison, …

Would You Say Losing Weight is the “Hardest, Most Important” Thing You’ve Ever Done? [The weight we give to weight loss]

“The hardest thing I’ve ever been through.” “The most important decision of my life.” “My life’s work.” Memoir surfing the other day I came across these three declarations in a book written by a female scientist who is a rising star in her field. If you’ve read a memoir then the fact that it contained …

Dear Blue Jeans Companies: I Did Not Deserve This [Why I hate wearing jeans]

Dear Jeans Manufacturers, There I was, getting ready to go to a friend’s house (to eat coconut milk ice cream and watch Craigslist Joe, if you must know, and yes, I totally recommend both – sooo fun!) but before I could even get my primp on I ran into a snag. Bigger than a snag, …

The Dairy Dilemma: The Latest Research on Milk, Mood and Inflammation [Is dairy causing my panic attacks?]

You can’t swing a cat in a barn these days without hitting some new report out on the beleaguered dairy industry. Not that I’m endorsing cat swinging. Or swinging objects in barns. In fact, I can’t even endorse dairy because – have you heard? – 60% of adults can’t digest milk. And the bad news …

The Importance of the Rest Day (And 5 Tips to Do it Right)

Me getting my beauty rest… Stuff I Did Yesterday: – Shopped for a metallic shirt without sequins. (Didn’t find one but got a be-sequined version anyhow because it’s always better to err on the side of too sparkly.) – Googled “foods that do weird things to your body” after another after-beet bowel movement that makes …

What’s Your Biggest Health Regret? [Plus my top 5 weirdest]

“I eat cupcakes and I don’t work out! But if you ask me in 10 years, I’m going to regret answering that way now. I don’t even drink water, I’m terrible! I’m 24 now, so I guess I’ve been very, very lucky that it doesn’t show that I like to eat. I should probably start working …

Gym Etiquette Question: Double Drinking Fountains [Yes I’m serious]

There are so many ways to be creepy and awkward in a gym – heck that’s half the reason I love them so much – but there’s one particular situation that has me stymied of late. (Seriously, I’m embarrassed to admit how much existential angst this caused me yesterday). The problem is this: The double …