Ultra! Mega!! Results in.

Because nothing is as fun as experimenting on myself, except experimenting on my close friends! Remember Allison’s (she of the twisted ankle fame) foray in GNC’s Ultra Mega Active Vitapaks? Aside: Really, GNC, enough with the redundant hyperbole already. Anyhow, results are in. And they are… not good. Allison returned the rest of her vitapaks …

About-face.org

What’s wrong with this ad? Take a minute and ponder what they are trying to sell you and what means they are using. I’m not sure who this model is (she reminds me of Claudia Schiffer for some reason) but she definitely doesn’t have a single wrinkle, despite hawking “wrinkle de-crease collagen filler.” Not only …

New Research: The Fountain of Youth…In Mice

Mice living in St. Louis are lucky little rodents. Researchers at Washington University School of Medicine have found a way to extend the animals’ lifespans (because that’s what we need – mouse longevity), and “delay development of age-related diseases, including vascular disease, diabetes and cancer.” How did the little fur balls get so healthy? Well, …

Magic Eye Trick

I really went back and forth on whether or not to put this up here. I mean, on one hand this picture perpetuates everything I’m against: ugly bikinis, bland too-skinny beauty, gratuitous high heels, America… (j/k on the last one!) Also, my parents occasionally read this blog (Hi Mom!!) and shoving a starving naked starlet …