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When Pinspiration Goes Bad: The weirdest, funniest and just-might-work-iest healthy pins

by CharlotteUncategorized May 10, 2013May 10, 201319 Comments

Admit it, you’ve ridden the Pinterest roller coaster: It starts with the high of finding the perfect little black dress, quickly followed by the decision to find the perfect workout to make you look hot in said dress, then comes the mania of looking through 11,230 fitness pinboards, followed by the low of desperation when you realize …

Designer Poop: What’s the Deal With Prebiotics and Probiotics? [What they are, how to eat them and why you should]

by Charlottesupplements April 23, 2013April 24, 201319 Comments

Unicorns obviously have very healthy gut bacteria. Hospitals with their life, death, and strange-smell zeitgeist have been the setting for several major revelations in my life (not the least of which is that nutritionists consider Malt-o-Meal a “solid food” but Jell-O is a “liquid”) and this time it was no different. My 3rd son, just …

“Safety Tips for Ladies”: What Works, What You Think Works But Doesn’t and What’s Just Hilarious

by CharlotteUncategorized March 27, 2013March 27, 201324 Comments

#safetytipsforladies: just dora the explorer your attacker. “rapist! no raping!” works every time. — Lucille Baller (@davalyns) March 27, 2013 This is even funnier if you have seen Dora the Explorer (Exploradora!) like I have. Every day. For a year. Send this to every girl you want to stay alive. The letter’s wording was ominous and …

Fitness Fashion for the ADD Magpie in You! [Need a last minute gift idea? PV Body Discount]

by Charlottechildren, fashion December 18, 2012December 18, 201253 Comments

I swear I did not do this to her. Totally Jelly Bean’s idea! You can’t hear but she’s giggling. She has no idea what a dunce cap is anyhow. But this is the ending! This is how it all started: When a mysterious pink package showed up on our doorstep, the kids pounced on it. …